- EVERYONE IS WEIRD,
THAT IS WHAT MAKES US NORMAL.
- WHY DO THEY TELL YOU
TO GET A LIFE WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE? - I HAVE P.M.S. AND
A GUN, DID YOU WANT SOMETHING? - SAVING YOUR TESTIMONY
IS LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DID
IT, BUT ONLY YOU FEEL THE WARMTH. - IT TAKES A BIG MAN
TO CRY BUT IT TAKES A BIGGER MAN TO LAUGH AT THAT MAN. - THERE ARE THREE KINDS
OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, THOSE WHO CAN COUNT AND THOSE WHO
CAN'T. - THE MORE HAIR I LOSE,
THE MORE HEAD I GET! - WHY DO KAMAKAZE PILOTS
WEAR HELMETS? - I THINK MY MOM IS
A RACIST. SHE SEGREGATES OUR CLOTHES. SHE PUTS THE WHITES
IN THE WASH FIRST, THEN THE COLORS. FINALLY SHE BURNS THE
CHINESE. - AN UNFINISHED THOUGHT
IS LIKE... - IF LIFE IS SUPPOSED
TO BE ONE BIG JOKE, WHY DON'T I GET IT? - WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN COPS AND ROBBERS? ONE WE PAY TO TAKE OUR
MONEY!!!
